Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Top Ten McCain/Palin Faux Pas Plus One good Point

10: Sarah Palin looks more like Tina Fey than Fran Dresher

9:Alaska's population is basically the same as Ohio's 10th Congressional District(around 650,000)...damn those Dennis Kucinich comparisons!

8:Their campaign has no counter to Barack Obama/Joe Biden saying,"I know Hillary Clinton and you are no Hillary Clinton{and you know this will happen}."

7: Sarah Palin keeps getting stopped at 'press' checkpoints for not having her local 'weather-girl' press pass.

6:John McCain has to keep reminding her that 'the right to bare arms' does not mean that she gets to have her own nuclear weapon.

5:John McCain can not keep from giggling when saying that he will,"Keep her abreast on foreign policy matters."

4:Their campaign has no counter to George H.W. Bush saying,"I know Dan Quayle and she's no Dan Quayle."

3:Neither John nor Sarah 'Can't believe it's not butter'.

2:John and Sarah....weren't they the ones that caused the terminators to take over the world....crap!

and 1:Everyone knows that Virgos and Capricorns don't mix!





But here is the one good point:Sarah Palin is no Dick Cheney!

1 comment:

What If There Is dog? said...

Two points that I have to add:
1:Cheney realizes that his V.P. is a big bust

2:There is plenty of oil and gas in Alaska but appearently no rubber.