Now that the 2nd American Civil War is over and the corporations sponsored Dark Gov't won, let's take a trip into a world between light & dark; science and magic; truth and imagination that we call, The [ censored] Zone.
"Fellow Trumpublicans, today, May 6th, is a terrible day not only for us at FOX WORD OF GOD, but for all 'Mericans.
"The antifa Democrats have attacked The Capitol Building. With thousands of protesters leading the charge, the Drag Queen militia and the Black Mermaid Squids stormed the building like Mindless zombies.
" With divergent devices such as pipe bombs in cars, beer cans and Ax deodorant spray, the relentless mob became extremely unruly singing such anti- 'Merican songs as, 'We Shall Overcome,' as they went.
"Luckily, Our god/king lord and savior Trump Trump the first, did not just stand my like this was just a touristry stroll and sent into action his own private security team, The Home Boys.
"Behind them he immediately secured the Capitol grounds with the Washington D.C. National Guard.
Listen to Our god/king lord and savior, grace us with his holy words: "It doesn't matter how much evil intend these very very sad and misguided trouble makers start, 'I will never, and I use the word never even though they say never to say never- not my favorite James Bond movie...only a 'Merican should ever play James- a good 'Merican that James- but it is just beyond me to sit by watching Tv...love Tv...aaah that Gilligan...I would / could never just sit by while our glorious country was attacked by hoodlums. They are the worse and deserve the worse. Standing idly by is just not in my nature."
Thank you for your glorious words Oh triumphant god/king lord and savior. Be sure to watch a special episode of, 'How Many Do You Think They Killed? tonight on FOX WORD OF GOD at seven thirty. You could win a Teslatruck! In other news let's watch this monkey peal the banana upside down.
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