Tonight's Episode- The Lord Uses The Good Ones And The Bad One Use The Lord.
Jesus is in front of you. "Touch them. Go ahead."
Without touching them you fall to one knee, "My Lord."
A voice to the left, "Don't be like Colin Kaepernick. Don't be that person," It is The Presbro, "Kneeling? Really?"
"What is your next move contestant number 2?"
#2 Says, " I bid a thousand Crypto that the bitch picks the President."
"Over Jesus? Jesus has them kneeling."
"Ok," #2 begins, "Three hundred Crypto for a future look."
Game-show host," Three hundred Crypto?"
"Yes Sir."
"OK, so for three hundred Crypto show us the future look."
The Presbro unbuckles his belt and his pants fall down, "Since you're kneeling anyway. ."
The crowd starts cheering and hollering, "GO GO GO GO! Jesus isn't real! Fake news! Heal Youself!...
You look to Jesus, "I'm sorry, Lord", and start crawling to The President.
"Contestant #2, that was a very good use of your money. How do you plea?"
There's a real 'Merican. I'll double it.!" The crowd whistles and cheers.
"As you wish. For two thousand Crypto...and the Patriot goes free "Let's See The Future!"
Still kneeling you crawl to right in front of the the Leader Presbro, and service your oath. You cry as you're doing it. But your family is safe. And though you will always be under his thumb, you are soo thankful for all of you to still be alive. You do it joyously. You are literally saved.
Red, White and blue balloons start falling in a loud celebration behind and on top of you.
"Its a holograph. Of course you can't bet against me. Oh right there. Yes," The President smiles and raises his hand into a fist.
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