San Francisco,California:In,perhaps,the most shocking news of the twenty first century,Jim Morrison,former frontman of the rock group called,'The Doors',came out of hiding and announced that he was not dead.In fact,he has been openly living amongst us to this very day.
Actor,game show host,John O'Hurley[Seinfeld/Family Feud]held a press conference today exposing his true identity.Alongside Mr.Morrison/O'Hurley stood Stanford professor,Dr.Stanley Falkow with blood and vocal matches that supposedly proved the Morrison/O'Hurley match.Mr.Morrison then sang the beginnings of,'Love Her Madly'and said that he would volunteer for third party testings in the near future.
"I simply got tired of the pressures of extreme fame,"spoke Mr.Morrison,"But fame is a very addictive drug.So I just started over.I sought any level of fame in a slightly different profession.I was happy with the new me and would never have come out except for John McCain's choice of Sarah Palin.
"Until then,"continued Jim Morrison,"I was totally thrilled with knowing that Barack Obama would certainly be our next president.I strongly feel that Barack Obama is the very best man for the job of president right now.I have never felt so strongly for a candidate as I do for Barack Obama.
"In good conscience,I could not just stand by,as someone as unqualified as Mrs.Palin stood just one hearbeat away from the presidency.I had to do something."
Then came the grand finale of the Jim Morrison/John O'Hurley incredible exposé:"As an incentive for people to vote for Barack Obama,if he wins,and'ONLY' if Barack Obama wins,I will go on a nationwide tour with the original'Doors'.We will perform,at least,one concert in every state that carries Barack Obama.On the night Barack Obama is declared the winner The Doors will open for Phish at a sight that will be determined later."
Mr.Morrison/O'Hurley then left the stage as Dr.Falkow presented his evidence that Mr.O'Hurley was truely Jim Morrison. 
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