Obama Is So Phat Jokes

Now that Barack Obama is the official Democratic candidate it is time to bring out the OBAMA IS SO PHAT JOKES.

OBAMA IS SO PHAT:That he doesn't need "The Star Wars Anti-missile Defense System" to rock our world.

OBAMA IS SO PHAT:That he could use a boomerang to get universal health care for the people.

OBAMA IS SO PHAT:That If you spell his name in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

OBAMA IS SO PHAT:That he makes George Bush pee his pants.

OBAMA IS SO PHAT:That he makes both blue and red states turn green.

OBAMA IS SO PHAT:That mountains come to him.

OBAMA IS SO PHAT:That banks stop selling sub-prime interest rates and start giving out toasters.

OBAMA IS SO PHAT:That 'Hope' is more than just a town in Arkansas.


OBAMA IS SO PHAT:That he can beat the Sun in a staring contest.

OBAMA IS SO PHAT:That victory in Iraq is attainable.

Come on,people.Help me out...there are many more of these:-)