Solo Potteria

Sooo,Ms.Rowlings,now that your final book is out and sales are dropping you decide to drop the bombshell that Albus Dumbledore is gay.Sorry.If you weren't brave enough to put it anywhere in the completed series of books,it just doesn't count.Too bad,too.Professor Dumbledore would have made a great positive gay role model.

The only thing is,outside of the books you can say anything you want to drum up sales.Everytime sales start slipping you can add another sexual tipbit,and people will gooble up your books(you hope).It means nothing because they aren't in the books.


But,to cut you off at the pass,I will save you the time an announce the next top ten 'sexual secrets' you will reveal outside your books:


#10:Everyday Ron spends some hands on quality time alone with himself looking at secret wizard photos that Fred and George gave him of Hermione Granger riding her broomstick in her bedroom-if you know what I mean.

#9:Neville has a large penis that sings.

#8:Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle take part in
Slytherin circle jerks.

#7:Hagrid breeds with dragons

#6:'He Who Must Not Be Named' can suck his own wand.

#5:As everybody bloody well knows,Mrs. Weasley likes to take it up the ares.

#4:Luna Lovegood loves to flash the quidditch team.

#3:Professor McGonagall is into centaurs.


#2:Using his invisibility cloak,Harry discovers just why it is called 'Hufflebuff'.

#1Snipe likes nuts.