Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Ella Font and Don Key @ Star Bucks

Ella:Aaah,where would I be without Star-Bucks?
Don:Bellefontaine.
Ella:Huh?
Don:Yah,they don't have one.
Ella:Well,I heard they are making 40,000 more,so there is hope.
Don:We can hope...See that new girl?She's Hot.
Ella:Yah,yah,she is cute,but must you objectify every woman?
Don:I don't.I call her Hot,because she is great at making the 'hot' drinks.She's still working on the cold drinks.So...she's Hot.
Ella:Is there a Cold?
Don:Yep,him....he's so bitchy.
Ella:I love your mastery of the English language.But,you never say anything without making a point...so what is it?
Don:Just a comma.
Ella:Here we go.
Don:How can Bush just call the current situation in Iraq just a comma?
Ella:Oh,brother.Did you even bother to read the speech?You're taking it out of context.
Don:Yes,I read it.The comma comment is near the end of it...towards the bottom.
Ella:Then you know that he was talking about a length of time.From the point of the Iraqi elections until now.Not the importance of this war/police action/occupation in the eyes of history.
Don:Look,this is the 'Left Behind' presidency.'W' doesn't know his Apocalypse from his apostrophe,his comma from his Colon Powell...
Ella:Ha!That's good.Inaccurate,but good.
Don:To call all the suffering in Iraq..all the deaths and injuries and war and displacements a civil war,is more correct then calling it a comma.You know it is.
Ella:It depends on what your definition of 'IS' is.
Don:Ha-ha,you kill me,but you also make my point.When politicians are arguing over definitions of single cell words..you don't think commas have any meaning?
Ella:Can't we talk about pages or something?
Don:Look,this president can't even talk in complete sentences.He's having trouble with a comma,for crying out loud.Now ,you are having him writing a whole book.
Ella:Tah!Congressional pages,you idiot.Foley,the whole ship and caboodle.Don't you want to talk about that at all?
Don:Will you quit trying to change the subject!We're not even on the same page,here.
Ella:Oh,good grief.I certainly hope not.
Don:Hay!Hot stuff,any chance for a refill?





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